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    Cultura

    10 de Agosto de 2013

    LOL: 21 fotos pelotudas de animales mirando internet

      Vía www.buzzfeed.com                      

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    "Listen, we need to talk about your internet problem."

     
    "You've been blogging for five days straight. I can see the oil outline you've left on your bedsheets. Have you even left your bed to use the bathroom?"
     
    "You are SICK and the stuff you look at is SICK."
    "Your browser history DISGUSTS me. YOU disgust me."
     
    "I will drag the Internet right into the trash bin, don't think I won't."
    "Oh, you think I wouldn't notice that you liked that Facebook picture THREE HOURS after you told me you'd logged off?!"
    "You're not even a real person anymore. I don't even know you. You've changed. The internet has changed you."
     
    21 Animals Who Think You've Had Enough Internet For Today
    "I'M DOING THIS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD. THIS IS ME TRYING TO HELP."
     
    "You spent four hours stalking potential boyfriends on Facebook. It's time to LOG OFF."
    21 Animals Who Think You've Had Enough Internet For Today
     
    "YOU SAW ME SITTING HERE AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN PAUSE YOUR PORN, YOU SICK BASTARD. GIVE IT UP."
    "Maybe I'll just steal your cheeseburger while you keep on interneting, huh? How would you feel about that?"
    "No, but really, you need to stop. You have absolutely no life outside of this machine. I have a more fruitful life than you and I licked myself for three hours today."
     
    "Why would you even do this? I'm actually less worried about your internet addiction and more worried about your bird fetish, to be honest."
     
    "Listen, you've been looking at this nonsense all day. It's time to shut this thing down."
    "I don't even know how you get internet on this thing to begin with, but let's just agree to stop it all."
    "I've been shitting in the corner for two weeks and you haven't even noticed."
     
    "This is all your life has become."
     
    21 Animals Who Think You've Had Enough Internet For Today
     
    "You know what, I'm gonna nap right here and you can have internet back when I wake up. Until then... THINK ABOUT YOUR LIFE."

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