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14 de Septiembre de 2013

23 buenas razones para que los niños no se mezclen con animales

Vía http://www.buzzfeed.com/          

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Vía http://www.buzzfeed.com/

23 Reasons Why Kids And Animals Should Never Mix

And sometimes vice versa.

Because kids are annoying and animals have a full understanding of this fact.

 
23 Reasons Why Kids And Animals Should Never Mix

Because kids don't fully appreciate a nice friendly animal when one comes along.

Because kids are selfish monsters who don't share food.

23 Reasons Why Kids And Animals Should Never Mix

And they don't understand how to have proper fun.

 
Or how to take pictures without being annoying and needy.

Because this happens.

Because most kids are smothering and gross.

And they hug too tight and think it's funny even though it's disgusting and they're sticky.

 
23 Reasons Why Kids And Animals Should Never Mix

They get in the way when animals are just trying to have a pleasant afternoon on the living room floor.

23 Reasons Why Kids And Animals Should Never Mix

Or an enjoyable morning outside free of smothering hugs.

Because kids give off some kind of scent that drives most animals insane.

Because no kid or baby is truly kind enough to appreciate animal love.

 
Because kids are physically incapable of enjoying meals around animals without everything being a disaster.

Basically, because kids are dumb and don't appreciate how awesome animals are.

23 Reasons Why Kids And Animals Should Never Mix

 
23 Reasons Why Kids And Animals Should Never Mix

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#animales#niños#Peligro

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