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1. Detienen lo que estaban haciendo para tomar una siesta. No importa en lo que estén, no importa con quién estén…

26 Reasons Kids Are Pretty Much Just Tiny Drunk Adults

26 Reasons Kids Are Pretty Much Just Tiny Drunk Adults

26 Reasons Kids Are Pretty Much Just Tiny Drunk Adults

26 Reasons Kids Are Pretty Much Just Tiny Drunk Adults

2. Hacen caras como esta…

They all make faces like this:

3. Su comportamiento público deja bastante que desear…

They conduct themselves poorly in public.

4. Realmente les cuesta meterse algo a la boca.

Seriously, they just can't seem to get their food to their mouths.

5. Son incapaces de predecir cuándo se quedarán dormidos.

They are totally unable to predict when they're about to pass out.

6. Siempre se hallan en situaciones completamente inexplicables

They always find themselves in totally inexplicable situations.

7. No tienen coordinación

26 Reasons Kids Are Pretty Much Just Tiny Drunk Adults

8. No hay una posición suficientemente incómoda para dormir

There is no sleeping position too uncomfortable.

10. Tienen CERO control de los impulsos. 

They have poor impulse control.

 

11. Se quedan dormidos cerca del water

They often fall asleep on or near toilets.

12. No tienen sentido de la verguenza

They have no sense of shame.

13. Y suelen quedarse dormidos con los zapatos puestos

And they often fall asleep with their shoes on.

14. No saben cuándo parar de tomar

They don't know when to stop drinking.

15. Constantemente suelen sobreestimar su capacidad motora

26 Reasons Kids Are Pretty Much Just Tiny Drunk Adults

16. Son como el hoyo para posar para las fotos

They're really bad at posing for photos.

17. Son terribles para juzgar las distancias

26 Reasons Kids Are Pretty Much Just Tiny Drunk Adults

18. Están obsesionados con encontrar cosas para comer

They're obsessed with finding something to eat...

19. Suelen pegarse a sí mismos

26 Reasons Kids Are Pretty Much Just Tiny Drunk Adults

20. Dibujan los rostros de algún desdichado chopico

They draw on others' faces when they pass out.

21. No son buenos alrededor de las piscinas

26 Reasons Kids Are Pretty Much Just Tiny Drunk Adults

22. Muchas veces los puedes encontrar con su cabeza en el water

They can often be found with their heads in the toilet.