Vía Buuzfeed

1. “Nunca los creí capaces. Odio y muerte”

2. “Me repugna Disney. Odio este pato idiota, odio a la humanidad”

"I hate Disney, I hate this, I hate you, I hate humanity, I hate everything."

3. “Te mereces todo los malo que viene a ti”

"You deserve all the evil that's coming to you."

4. “Mi alma ha sido asesinada.”

"My soul has been slain."

5. “Qué humillación.”

"I am humiliated."

6. “Mátame ahora, sólo pon fin a mi miseria.”

"Just kill me now, I won't even tell anyone. Just put me out of my misery."

7. “Llamé a los bomberos pero no me pescaron…”

"I called 911 for help but no one took me seriously."

8. “Voy a destruir al humano que hizo este disfraz.”

"Pretty pretty princ-I'm going to annihilate the human who made this costume."

9. “Esto lo confirma: Tú me odias.”

"This confirms it: you hate me."

10. “Me pusieron esto para no verme tan gordo. No funcionó.”

"I know you put me in this fat shaming costume to make yourself look skinnier. It's not working."

11. “¿Ah, te crees que soy el bufón de tu corte?”

"Oh, and I suppose you're the King to my Jester? Cute."

12. “Si pudiera matar como esta araña lo haría sin pensarlo.”

"If I could kill you like this spider, I would. No question."

13. “Y después preguntan por qué soy inseguro”

"This is why I have trust issues."

14. “Estos weones creen que soy de los Village People”

"If you're dressing the dogs up as the rest of the YMCA I'm leaving, I'm out. Gone forever."

15. “Pasaré de ser un gato con un gorro estúpido a un gato asesino”

"Cat in the stupid fucking hat. More like cat that's going to fucking kill you."

16. “Mi vida ya no tiene sentido”

"My whole life has turned into a numb abyss."

17. “Mis ojos reflejan lo oscuro de mi alma.”

"The darkness in my eyes reflects the newfound darkness of my soul."

18. “Ya no siento nada.”

"I feel nothing anymore."

19. “Y ni siquiera creo en el matrimonio”


20. “Mi ira solo se apaga por la profundidad de mi tristeza.”

"My anger is only quenched by my deep sadness."

21. “He visto el final. Es todo”

"I have seen the end and this is it."

“Pese a todo, gané”

"I won."